Thread regarding Oracle Corp. layoffs

Anybody notices anything familiar here?

A Japanese company and a North American company decided to have a canoe race on the St. Lawrence River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The North Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat.

A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the North American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing. So, North American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.

They advised that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

To prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team’s management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager.

They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder.

It was called the ”Rowing Team Quality First Program“, with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, along with extra vacation days for practices, and bonuses.

The next year the Japanese won by two miles. Humiliated, the North American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments in new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year’s racing team was outsourced to India.”

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That's awesome!

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Post ID: @2hyx+Vca5JmC

An Indian team joined the competition the following year.

They were unable to ever finish the race. They had 8 people steering and 1 rowing also. The canoe went round and round in circles, as the rower was afraid to make any comments contrary to all the directions he was given. He tried to follow every steerer's directions and never pointed out that the boat was going in circles.

One must always have respect for your betters. Their ego is the only thing of importance. If they can't see they are going in circles, you can't tell them, that wouldn't be correct. You need to stay in your place.

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Post ID: @bck+Vca5JmC

The management will never lay the management off.

Oracle is doomed.

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Post ID: @uqg+Vca5JmC

Exactly.

I suppose the rower pointed out, somewhere along the way, that more rowers were needed, and that there should be fewer steerers. He probably was laid off for being too intelligent and replaced with someone cheaper from India, and of course that only made it worse, since the guy from India looked and the canoe and said "What's that? You want me to do what?"

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Post ID: @flr+Vca5JmC

So awesome !! 👏🏻

Love this ❤️❤️❤️

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Post ID: @ite+Vca5JmC

LoL, a true picture indeed.

An yr back, we asked our mgmt, why a talented guy was let-off, the reply was "Business made sense so". Today when its their turn, they r saying "we need change in mindset".

This game (Org) has no rules, only captain formulates the rules, as it pleases.

A--holes.

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Post ID: @vkz+Vca5JmC

Hahaha

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Post ID: @cad+Vca5JmC

Guessing that only the rowing part of the team was outsourced for next year race ;)

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