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How to become a manager

Step 1 do nothing

Step 2 gossip

Step 3 do nothing

Step 4 kiss a-- to upper directors

Step 5 kiss a-- to vp

Step 6 do nothing

Step 7 gossip

Step 8 do nothing

Step 9 promoted

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Post ID: @OP+VN5wGgC

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... and don't forget cover-your-a--......

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Post ID: @1skr+VN5wGgC

You forgot:

Support extreme Nepotism!

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Post ID: @1ccb+VN5wGgC

You have forgotten the lying, cheating and stealing steps within infinite loops.

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Post ID: @tmh+VN5wGgC

My understanding is that promotions require a VP's approval.

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Post ID: @igb+VN5wGgC

Follow your manager tail,

Tell yes to your manager lick his A--, You will be Promoted soon.

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Post ID: @jqs+VN5wGgC

KW 101

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