Open Position / GF HR is Hiring
GF is hiring a senior HR Specialist who have about 30 years of experience in Legal Matters on Laying Off People diplomatically.
This HR resource should be preferably female with singing ability and know the Song "Break It to me Gently".
She should possess a very Strong Inter-Personal fluent communication skill and the ability to change the mood of people who will be depressed after receiving their termination letter.
For details, please contact the HR at +1.800.DOITGENTLY
*Disclaimer: this post is sarcasm