I was pissing myself reading this post!! Thank you for the Monday morning humor. What a blessing it is not to have to put up with all that BS any longer.
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"We are not desperate to sell assets. Things are actually totally fine. In unrelated news per a new company policy, we will be charging $0.24 cents per email on your computer. Along with that please remember to conserve water during your bathroom trips by the old if its brown, flush it down but if its yellow, let it mellow. I reiterate.....things here are going completely fine."
What is this Board waiting for? Is it not obvious Dougie Fresh and the Anadarko gang have nothing left? More talent leaves and more are waiting to make their move but the Board fiddles on. Five years is enough time to at least point us in the right direction. But hey stay curious Chesapeakers, they have a plan! Lol.
Bwwwwaaaaahahahhaahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!
And with that statement the stock price drops below $3 This moron has to go!