I just watched a TV show called Taken in which corporate investors come into a business,strip it down to its bare bones, laying off staff, grabbing their pension funds along with any 'surplus' funds, and then sell it off again . It sort of reminds me of the Credit Suisse idjits who came in, and grabbed their golden parachutes along with humongous bonuses. Then the Apollo people arrive, decimate the IT departments and the call centers which the university needs in order to operate and then start laying everyone off.
I forecast that we will be sold off during the 4th quarter. My LinkedIn account and resume is updated. I suggest you do the same.