I've recently become aware of the DJT Lie Inversion Service. Named after our great lying leader, DJT, whom all Oracle upper management seem to strive to imitate.
Here is the pseudo code for the service:
while (more crap to process) {
if ( isLie (next piece of crap) ) {
print ( invert (next piece of crap);
}
else {
print ( next piece of crap);
}
}
Now, let's run a popular post through the Lie Inverter Service. Here's the input:
I think the negative posts are done by the competition and also malcontents who were RIF’ed and instead of devoting themselves to finding their next gig spend their days here trashing their former employer.
If you are a current employee and unhappy, then leave.
If you are a former employee, move on with your life.
My thrashing Oracle you will not get your job back nor are you helping your former colleagues who are still there.
Seriously, move on with your life, unless you’re such a loser that you can’t find work in an economy that has under 4% unemployment.
And, here is the output:
I think the negative posts are done by decent human beings and also employees who have been treated very badly by Oracle and instead of abandoning their fellow down-trodden employees, they spend their days here trying to inform others of the dangers at Oracle.
If you are a current employee and down-trodden, be wary of the dangers posted on this board.
If you are a former employee, don't forget where you have left your friends.
By thrashing Oracle you will not get your job back, which, of course, you would NEVER take, but you may be helping your former colleagues become aware of dishonest management practices.
Seriously, move on with your life, but don't forget the friends you left behind.
It works!!
The process was perfected on Trump tweets. Try it on any tweet. Just put in the opposite of what the liar tells you and you automatically get the truth! Simple!