Thread regarding Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HPE) layoffs

Meggot gives $1750 Trump Dollars to all HPE USA team?

I woke up to a text this morning from a West coast co-worker? Bonuses across the board. Can anyone confirm? I have not heard back from that person.

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Post ID: @OP+Rqo4hG8

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It's getting better all the time. Earnings are up, Monday March 5th is the day. Maybe more than the $1750, $3000. Good Luck to All!

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Post ID: @zzlx+Rqo4hG8

You can not expect most employees to know when the quarters begin and end. Heck most can't even recall the formal name of the company they are employed by. But, seriously, I think with the stock being up so much, better earnings, that my bonus is on the way! Good Luck to All!

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Post ID: @vevs+Rqo4hG8

See https://www.thelayoff.com/t/RKPe7m1 for more discussion of the Q2 bonus. If there is any bonus to be had by the rank and file, the top management will, indeed, bonus! So prepare to stoop and spread 'em!

The rank and file here are like Charlie Brown (and Lucy is top management) in the "Peanuts" cartoon... You know, Lucy holds the football for Good Ol' Charlie to kick it, but always yanks it away at the last moment.

Hang in there, Charlie, I'm sure that Lucy will let you kick it this next time here!

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Post ID: @ptia+Rqo4hG8

The drumbeat of Q2 bonus I hear on this site is pure unmitigated BS. Secondly, Q2 just got started in Feb. There are 2 more months to go before Q2 ends. Even if they pay a bonus at the end of Q2 by some random chance, they will highly likely take it away at year end saying the company did not meet annual goals. This q2 bonus talk is nothing but a cheap ploy to retain any remaining talent there still is there.

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Post ID: @pdyf+Rqo4hG8

Maybe I got this confused with the Q2 bonus. Still waiting...

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Post ID: @pshy+Rqo4hG8

Still waiting.

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Post ID: @cicq+Rqo4hG8

The Hostest workers are getting $750 in a cash bonus, $500 extra in thier 401k,'s, and coupons for Twienkies . Now that is "good luck to all". What a sh hole! Just stop!!!

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Post ID: @7pql+Rqo4hG8

I was hoping today would be the day! Meeting at 10:00. Hoping for the bonus. Good Luck to All!

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Post ID: @7zgw+Rqo4hG8

I could use those!

What is the conversion rate from Trump Dollars? Similar to the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns?

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Post ID: @nbz+Rqo4hG8

I would too. Stock's higher than it's ever been, and sh--'s about to hit the fan.

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Post ID: @opd+Rqo4hG8

Really? If that is true, that message hasn't arrived to my team yet... The only thing I've heard around today is that another EVP got rid of stock valued at $750K. Several high-stake Megmismanagers have sold enormous amount of non-expiring options lately. I guess that's an excellent sign about their confidence in HPE's future... Oh, wait... There's something wrong with that last statement.

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