Thread regarding Sam's Club layoffs

14 Reasons ACUTAL Email

Dear valued associates,

We wanted to take some time to reflect on the new and exciting changes we have made to all our our club's, and the 14 reasons why you'll love working for us.

  1. We have always led the way in politics it's not what you know it's who you know.

  2. Just take a look at all this irreversible progress we've made to our managers, we have given slave labor a knew name.

  3. Leading the way with technology, Make sure our cashiers who will be replaced by scan n go are excited about offering it.

  4. With our super thin spread staff and eliminating our audit teams our member engagement is higher than ever.

  5. We lead the way with neat straight clean fast and in stock club's. Only when we get wind of a visit.

  6. Don't forget about MX VOICES, where the feed back is used to threaten or praise depending if your liked or not.

  7. Have you seen the rise of stocks? Better sell that sh-- before the lash back.

  8. Now that all club's are getting a second fresh manager , be ready to strap on those hairnets the world revolves around fresh.

  9. Club pick up is leading the way in sales, we have recognized this and have cut hours in that area.

  10. Our membership will have exceptional value after our new revamp, Elite Members plus. Coming in at $147.86. This mebership out trumps what we've got. we've made sure especially Now that we don't ask for membership anymore.

  11. With our new self checkouts let's make sure we never staff this area. Besides we've taken care of shrink by eliminating all our higher paid veteran associates.

  12. With Amazon trailing so closely to us we've decided to lay off 10,000 people to ensure we can beat them with excellent member service.

  13. Let's not forget you have room to grow within our company look at Debbie Downer a 25 year associate.

  14. And last but not least the main reason you will love working for Sams, We have a cool program and it works like this, if you do your job well we give you other jobs to do, we work you so hard to test your limitations. You wanna see what your made? Life is better in the club.

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Post ID: @OP+RJOGeyC

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You, whomever wrote this, are hilarious and spot on. You must have worked for our fantastic for a long time. Thank you for making all of us laugh.

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Post ID: @2jvu+RJOGeyC

Absolutely Dead on. It appears you were one of the displaced ... Keep the Faith. Process of elimination was political , and without any merit to experience or contribution. That said , let it go and move on, the MM who did this will find they have decided their own fates. Trust in God , keep your heads up.

It will all end up Ok, trust and believe. It will come back to the architects of this disaster , sooner than later. Best to let it go and just move on.

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Post ID: @1xfn+RJOGeyC

I woke up today just to see what kind of reacation i got and let me tell you, I see that we all share the same level of how do you say? Anger and resentment, here's the thing when I used to hear my associates talk about the club like this I was the first one to shut it down. It only goes to show Mr. Sam was right all along if were not listening to our associates and the ideas they might have or to just let them voice their opinions... We lose because of corporate greed. Look at Costco they paid attention to things that Mr. Sam said they treat their people like people. And that's why people shop there, not cause they can buy it cheaper online but because they get great member service.. anyhow best of luck to you, glad you enjoyed it. And for the people who lost their jobs like I did keep the faith...

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Post ID: @1dfo+RJOGeyC

Jimmy Fallon would have fun with this list of 14 reasons... to the writer of 14 reasons you sure do have talent ...so well written... love it.. and so so true...

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Post ID: @1xnk+RJOGeyC

I love whoever wrote this point on

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Post ID: @1qex+RJOGeyC

Best written assessment of this place ever. Thank you. We all needed a good laugh!

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Post ID: @1jaq+RJOGeyC

Your forgot one more.

Every month our associates have to fill out a survey, how are we doing, do you recommend people to work here.... don’t forget it is tied to your name when you sign on, so remember to tell the false truth.

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Post ID: @1msy+RJOGeyC

Absolutely brilliant! And true...

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Post ID: @1afz+RJOGeyC

this needs to stay at the top of this forum forever

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Post ID: @1lcu+RJOGeyC

Lmao this is awesome and so true!😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

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Post ID: @1wsa+RJOGeyC

Omg!!! This person has talent. Loved it.

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Post ID: @1lnm+RJOGeyC

Hahahaha hilarious!!! And totally accurate!

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