HPE NEXT has a secret high-level daffynition known ONLY to the highest secret cabals at HPE! Maybe “Urban Dictionary” knows about it as well, but I’m not sure about that…
In any case… HPE NEXT is an acronym meaning “Hardlips Peckinghard Eventually Nullify Everyday eXistance of the Terrestrials”
In more detail…
“Hardlips Peckinghard” refers to general ruthlessness, just plain not giving a hoot about the humanoids.
Hardlips Peckinghard will Eventually wear down and Nullify everything that normal, Everyday humanoids care about, in their daily eXistance… Feeding their families and serving their customers in a free market, run by the free wills of the free humanoids, with willing, un-coerced buyers and willing sellers, with minimal interference from big-wigs, of the Government Ogre flavor, or of the Corporate Ogre flavor, or, even, of the Government-Corporate-Collusion-Ogre flavor. These latter kinds of ideas are favored by sensible Terrestrials.
Meggot and Minions are in approximately 135.179444% opposition to ALL of this! MeThinks that a fairly logical conclusion might perhaps be… Meggot and Minions are anti-humanoid Extra-Terrestrials!!!