"Germy and his crew of super diverse, ultra sensitive, snowflake, hipster millennials will introduce August's accessory of the month, the New Overpriced Portable Battery Pack."
Co-Worker: "Wait a minute, wasn't the July accessory of the month an overpriced battery pack?"
Me: Yes it was, but that was the Old Overpriced Portable Battery Pack."
Co-Worker: "Can't you buy the exact same portable power pack on Amazon for a tenth of what Verizon is selling it for on sale."
Me: "Yes you can."
Co-Worker: "Why would anyone by accessories from Verizon?"
Me: (Crickets Chirping)
Co-Workers: "What if customers found out that Verizon has been ripping them off all these years and start shopping at places like Amazon and T-Mobile? Customers might feel like they've been taken advantage of and actually leave Verizon. What would happen if customers connect the dots and figure out the competitions network is almost as good as Verizon's and also feel like they've been taken advantage of by paying twice as much for almost the same coverage? Verizon might actually be in real trouble...???"
Me: (Crickets Chirping)