Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

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Best post ever!

Best Thread To Date!

But b--ching and backstabbing is how it got to where it is in the first place. Look at who everyone's been talking about on this post. You don't think those two haven't talked their fair share of crap about EVERYONE else in their careers while hanging out together? Now they can't take a little good natured crap talking back at them and next thing you know they have to leave and go home early for the day because they got their feelings hurt. Boo hoo. Too bad, so sad. Maybe now you'll stay out of our meetings once and for all. I don't need help getting my oil or water hauled, nor a worthless program that holds it all.

I hope whoever buys SJBU that they layoff all your sorry whining asses, entertaining as this is, you people do more b--ching and backstabbing than normal people.

I know a guy, that knows a guy, that knows some people that know that Pioneer is buying SJBU.

So are you implying we apply the same theory to SJBU, in principal, as Schroedinger's cat? Both sold and not sold at the same time. Just don't read anything or accept any updates they give you and it'll be true.

There is a difference between not selling and no one interested in buying.

@MfeQCVj-6xpu your full of it! Site your source

I guess RL decided to keep SJBU! Not selling!

It sure is Jacked and most people don't realize it started yesterday! Look at your neighbors and their titles they wont be the same April 1st.

Wth is happening in SJ Basin? You all are turning into cannibals, I mean I love it and I wish I knew you when I worked there we could do lunch but man savage

Can we get a round of applause for whoever posted this topic. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Good job who ever you are. If SJ sells and there's layoffs, you get to stay.

I think it is important that we all take a minute to reflect on this specific portion of original post:

OIL/WATER HAULING GROUP---- GONE simply due to the fact that those tasks have been done by MSO's for years and the supervisor and his weird ginger helper are complete idiots.

........Yep,still hilarious!

@MfeQCVj-4afx is that you double d minor? Sounds like the bitter ramblings of a sad office person! If you are blessed to be in the field you are where the money is actually made. Heard you blew a gasket in a meeting yesterday for being famous on layoff.com I know that because we are no longer in the era of party party party you feel threatened because you dont truly have a skill set other than 3rd wheeling on other peoples vacations and drinking but dont you worry you are safe because every office needs a you. I know its rough being demoted but I believe if you hang in there long enough we will be sold and there will be a whole new load of people for you to pucker up to. P.s. I truly applaud the way you have taken your self from loud overbaring foul mouth to almost a lady I am sure that was hard work ,unfortunately its too late no one believes your a lady. Please stick to trying to be young hanging out with the mean girls it is more sincere until the sale chin up you have lasted this long I have no doubt you will last a little longer...if nothing else you have great assets wink wink and that never hurt being around field guys.

This is all so funny...except so many of you are missing a larger group of folks. Let's talk about Rotating Equipment! I don't belive they save us much money, they sure as he'll can't keep compression running and God forbid they are ask to put a compressor on line instead of doing a PM. And how about their wonderful leader KB who cant seem to keep his hat straight on his head and god please someone tell him to take his finger out of his nose....talk about a walking safety hazard. If he happens to trip with that fingure incased in his nose we could face another accident and good Ole SZ will have to explain once again how unsafe we are. And hey how about some of these lazy MSOS that apparently are over worked, however have the time to get on here and whine about things being taken away from them. But then they b--ch if they are asked to do something. There are just some people you can't make happy. If your so unhappy leave please. I'm guessing someone is having to cover your a-- anyway because in all reality you just don't cut it and at the end of the day you probably aren't wanted here.

I think this the most accurate and funniest thread I have read in a long time but noone even thought to mention the vampire club in back north corner of cellblock 200. You can't tell me we need that many ...

It will most definitely be pieced out just hope I am not lumped in with the company that gets the 24/7 garrett tool box boy girl circus show!

What I have trouble wrapping my head around is who can afford the San Juan that would want it? BP would be nuts to piss away big money on dry gas and 7000 plugging liability.

I think it will be broken in half or thirds and sold to some of the existing operaters.

Sadly I know ever person referenced here and if they have lasted this long they will never be released because they know how to work the system. Like people driving 2017 pick up trucks on medicaid welfare and have no job they have learned to nurture the right friendships and fill in the right info. It however is not their fault ,we created the game they just mastered it.

Yeah right they should have ditched those groups at layoffs but didn't because they are cheap! If I were selling something I would clean it up first but apparently COP doesn't care about that so they just slapped a sticker on it labeled as is and will let the new company throw out the trash they should have..

C'mon folks, let's be fair to IO. The Warehouse is completely useless too.

Better yet fire almost everyone that sits at a desk and concentrate on well bores... call me crazy, but thats where the money is.

But again deaf ears.... It is Conoco?

Lay off the ginger he is hot

Only necessary part of IO in San Juan is the warehouse which can easily be listed under someone else. If the rest of IO disappeared today noone would miss a beat. The very definition of "job creation" is this group they all only exsist here because they know how to party, at least someone had the decency to start pooling all the trash in one can.

Aren't these the same group? You all look alike anyways.

OIL/WATER HAULING GROUP---- GONE simply due to the fact that those tasks have been done by MSO's for years and the supervisor and his weird ginger helper are complete idiots.

IOC---- GONE again MSO's can run our own wells without a room full of wannabe leads/specialists that think they found a shortcut.

Apparently you don't have to know the part just look the part.

Dang!! You didn't list my group :( I want out too!

Nailed it

Don't forget the idiots who think they still need to work out at this point in their sad sad lives. Over lunch break, no less. Yeah what's a 20 minute workout gonna get ya? Oh, right. They're gone for much longer than an hour. They're above the law. My mistake. Once they're laid off I bet the workouts stop- it's only being done to not be at work.

Ditch day tomorrow is what I'm hearing

Yeah I don't want to go to work tomorrow either...

Whoa! Lol

If you cut all those groups who will keep all local businesses open? There are burritos, doughnuts and Starbucks to retrieve be more sensitive poster. Those doughnut girls only have a solid 2 years worth of looks left in them if you cut them now what will they do? Get real jobs on there own using personality and skill instead of their backs. Think about the community and the sad groups of perverted old men that keep them around to feel important. Move on

Couldn't the "tech" or " admin" of each group do the work order functions of the planning schedulers for their respective groups? Or is that cutting into mean girl time?

that's why oil is so high....wait a minute let me re-think that

Why do you need both a lead AND a specialist?

I'm going on a doughnut run

Weird ginger helper! OMG if I laugh any harder I am going to die!

If there is no planning and scheduling how will we potluck?

Sooo sooo funny!!! True, but so funny