Here is the online review. Sure won't help the shares on Monday.
The idea is cute but, man, is the show equally depressing and incredibly annoying. The system of one toy per episode and only one toy the entire season is heartbreaking. In the pilot we were given to review, there is one toy inventor who isn't chosen as a finalist that made me depressed for a solid four hours after watching. The defeat is all the more painful because kids said it wasn't the best. Their key demo denies them. VICIOUS.
The annoying part comes from the kids themselves. Three of them are fine, if not a little boring and contradictory. They are clearly told to ask certain questions, even though they don't care, and their words of review for the toys sound so condescending.
One child, Noah, is insufferable. I realize that it makes me sound horrendous, I get it. I GET IT. However, I can't see myself watching another episode solely based on his presence. For those unfamiliar, he is the viral "Apparently" kid from a few years back. He talks in the middle of these investor's pitches. He says things for no reason. He speaks over others. He has no real critiques or thoughts other than "THIS IS AWESOME." Eric Stonestreet looks continually ticked off that he has to work with this kid, and I feel him. It's crazy how one person can really ruin a show.
Overall, this is a dud for the network amongst a very robust unscripted slate of programming. Go watch the Great American Baking Show on Hulu instead.