They will go you a years worth of free massages from the Asian massage parlor of your choice!
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I'd go with the green frog toilet paper hanger too.
So lame, if we have to cling to last years news at least make it good like you got a free truck and $200,000.
That means if they ask you. You best take it. Other wise you will be layed off.
Does the retirement package include one of those toilet paper hangers that looks like a big green smiley frog. That is just the most adorable thing. The thought of it brightening up my water closet brings me such joy. Despite that fog that hangs in the air that bright green frog continues to smile. I wants one. Include one of those and you may have a deal.