Thread regarding Cisco Systems Inc. layoffs

The Layoff drinking game.

Whilst listening to the announcement, take a drink every time the following phrases are uttered:

  • Challenging economic environment

  • Limited restructuring

  • seamless transition

  • Cisco Family

  • I'm excited

  • Great results from the teams

  • Market share

  • never been better positioned

  • "the leadership team and I "

  • Difficult decisions to be made

  • in the companies best interest

  • the cloud

  • sacrifices

  • I'm REALLY excited

  • a clear vision for the future

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Post ID: @OP+INhHtoY

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Reach out

Touch base

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Post ID: @2ucd+INhHtoY

re "Laser Focused"

As I understand it, lasers are great because they don't need to be focused. Adding a lens to focus a laser beam ruins it.

Come to think of it, that could explain much about Cisco....

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Post ID: @2ilw+INhHtoY

I'm a math major.

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Post ID: @1flp+INhHtoY

"Digitization"

1 on the Cisco marketing fluff/psycho-babble vocabulary list.

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Post ID: @1alj+INhHtoY

Resource realignment

"Laser focussed" is also making a strong comeback

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Post ID: @1tlw+INhHtoY

"Resource Action"

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Post ID: @huy+INhHtoY

So, being a R11 candidate (Retirement 2011) I have some insight on Cisco. I have also continued working in the field if deploying Cisco Video services, but at another company. Cisco never had and never will have a video vision, other than blind. They are chasing a wildest dream of dominating technologies they do not understand. Since 2011 Cisco has purchased 2 video tech firms for 12billion $$. Only one has contributed to a profit, and technology advancements. The other, Cisco, was snookered and has never produced a profit on that purchase. Why, the 2nd firm, professing they had the technology and the experience to deploy a secure video structure, did not own the technology rights to that piece of SW. What does this mean? Cisco is misguided by it's leadership, that refuses to acknowledge that is does not have a vision, is causing many loyal and hard working dedicated professionals to have to deal with financial hardships. The previous CEO was blind and making to much coolaid in thinking he understood the market, and that Cisco could be the top leader in 30 adjacencies ( businesses). That coolaid is still being passed around , with many drunk on the sugar, that continues to create an unstable company. I feel sorry for those still drinking the coolaid, and even more empathy for those that recognize the cooliad days are over. Good Luck to all my Cisco friends.

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Post ID: @fct+INhHtoY

Fake it till you make it. A marketing favorite. There's never been a better time to fake it.

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Post ID: @ikc+INhHtoY

You forgot "journey" -- were always on a journey.

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Post ID: @plj+INhHtoY

"Never been a better time" (to be looking for another gig).

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Post ID: @czt+INhHtoY

in the companies best interest

perhaps learning a bit of grammar would have helped you out?

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Post ID: @ecr+INhHtoY

No - this needs to be a bingo card

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Post ID: @dym+INhHtoY

You trying to kill everyone with alcohol poisoning.

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Post ID: @krx+INhHtoY

Drunk before 10am each day.

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Post ID: @ami+INhHtoY

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