Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

Can we just start the layoffs today?

by
| 2112 views | | 6 replies (last August 11, 2016) | Reply
Post ID: @OP+IM8XSCd

6 replies (most recent on top)

Of course not.... the bastards with nothing to worry about so enjoy watching the little guy squirm.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @3tyi+IM8XSCd

I would rather just get laid today instead.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @wue+IM8XSCd

Sure go into your supervisor's office and quit.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @olv+IM8XSCd

Damn, good help is hard to find, had to correct my minion's typo error! Now let the groveling begin!

No, can't today! You all need to be punished! We at the ELT level want all of you to come and kiss our hand and kneel before us and grovel! Not enough employees have put themselves before us, so today the ELT decrees the punishment will continue for the employees! Now stop sniveling, and get back to groveling with sincerity!

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @ogq+IM8XSCd

No, can't today! You all need to be punished! We at the ELT leave want all of you to come and kiss our hand and kneel before us and grovel! Not enough employees have put themselves before us, so today the ELT decrees the punishment will continue for the employees! Now stop sniveling, and get back to groveling with sincerity!

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @cyy+IM8XSCd

Yes. Go ahead and stay home.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @jyi+IM8XSCd

Post a reply

: