What will you do in your first 24 hours after having been freed from this g0dless pit of despair?
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I will dust of my deer pelt boots, hat, and coat and resume fir trapping on the artic tundra.
Party like it's 1999!
I will meet you at Costco as well ;-)
Grab my purse and blast "if I were you I'd want to be me too" out my window and laugh all the way home!!!
Since I put in my EOI (hopefully they accept) I am starting with the Texxxas expo on Aug 17 and then visiting all the nice clubs for the rest of the year. I hear Tiajuana has some good ones as well ... Happy Trails :)
I will get a slice of pizza, hot dog, and Pepsi at Costco if I get cut after 10 AM
Do you give mouth hugs?
You come to Hong Kong Asian massage. We give you very good massage you like happy ending.
Will make some coffee, walk out to the patio, sit down with some fine music and say "Damn, why didn't I put in my EOI last year!" Then smile and think, it is nice not to go in to a work place where most of the people are steeped in misery!
Then turn on my computer and review my investments and decide if I buy or sell!
Agreed!!!!! Gonna get lit up like a Christmas tree and kill some ¼ pounders.......
I plan on going to Colorado and getting so stoned I can't even say my name!! Then I'm going to McDonalds and I plan on eating a double quarter pounder and a size big a$$ french fries. All while dreaming of Dairy Ashford in my rear view mirror for the last time.
Love peace and hair grease.
Later keyboard tigers!!
And you can get that itsh all day long, baby!!!!
Go have breakfast at McDonald's. They say the egg McMuffins are great.
Go back to selling dope I guess
OP - You ever tag team anybody? Beat up any kids in your neighborhood? When we were kids, I used to beat the sh-- out of these retard brothers that used to live down the street from us. Hilarious. I mean, this other guy was the most ruthless one. Now, I'm sitting here, he's got a family. He's got a nice shirt on. Mongoloid Mike? Is that what you used to call him? Bust his head open with a stick? Remember that?
Drink lots of beer, wine or hard alcohol! Celebrate then put your resume and interviewing skills to the test, you will need them. Don't even bother with oil and gas related jobs as they don't exist, or IT jobs as they are mostly contract and all the foreigners have taken them. I would say manufacturing but there is very little of that in the U.S. as it was moved overseas to access cheap labor. You always have fast food, grocery stores, retail, and if your young and good looking there are a number of establishments that pay good money for dancing and swinging around a pole! What a country!
I will laugh at anyone left in the hell hole called Conoco and be glad I am no longer there.
Then Ill go find another job, start over and have fun without the insanity of Houston.
File for unemployment so i can bleed cop asap
Then reality will set in that you need to find another job, and good luck with that!
I will still be screaming for joy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) And then I will start detox process from being exposed to the brutally toxic environment.