**Can't Win Anything!
**Cheapest Workers Around!
**Communist Workers of America!
Need I say more!! ohh, wait, I have another..
A man walks down the road, but stops at a peculiar sight. Two CWA union guys are working by the side of the road, but the first is simply digging holes while the second is filling them up. Curiosity gets the best of the walker, so he asks the men what they are doing.
"We're a post-hole crew," says the first.
"But what about the posts?"
The other union guy answers, "we're a three man crew -- Bob digs the holes, I fill them, and Charlie puts the posts in, but he's out sick today."