Just finished another long day sailing my boats and riding my motorcycles.
I have 3 Boats, my biggest boat is called The FIOS Flagger.
Sometimes I ride my smallest motorcycle around on the deck.
I pick up trashy women to do navel shots of tequila off my huge beer belly.
Why don't I quit my job since I am so lazy and worthless and all?
The truth is I keep my job JUST TO ANNOY YOU!
Is it working?
You see I am just not a useful, obedient worker, it is a philosophical problem, I happen to think of myself as a human BEING not a human DOING. Thoughtcrime.
I guess I am just a bad person, not like the noble Verizon Defenders.
Oh well, you know what they say...better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.
I gotta go now, I am heading out to get a big hunk of Government cheese!
God knows why I worked all those years.
I will save some for all you Rats.
Ta Ta For Now
Lazy Union Guy