no, there are not 30,000 monkeys available in the zoos across the US.
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Can an H1B do your job for 1/2 your salary?
Monkey do a union mans job? You got to be kidding, the monkey will outperform him anyday. And wont cry all day how hard he has it. You insulted the entire animal kingdom.
Only if the monkey has its union card
That's an oxymoron: union mans work
Can a monkey do it? Yes, just like the union man.....after a break, but not before lunch
No, it takes 3 monkeys just like it takes 3 union men to do any work
Can a monkey, yes. Will a monkey, no. Monkeys share the same aversion to honest labor.
I am EWA, but this post is just asinine and not needed.
I was surplused. No way im touching that sespool
No, but the thousands of techs that were surplused over the last 7 yrs can.
I thought the EWA's were the monkeys?
Many videos are available of monkeys doing union jobs. Just Google it.
And the monkeys at least don't have to worry about losing the roof over their head or not being able to see a vet if they get sick.
Monkey's Quality of Life > Union Member's quality of life