I've heard some good advice from fellow EWAers here but am still considering my options. What should someone do with all this extra $$ from the OT? I am probably going to put it towards my childrens' 529 plans but was wondering what others were doing. Please share.
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@ijk I'm laughing out loud....Great post.
Enjoy it. I've been making that kind of money for years. It's nice to have some time off to spend some of it. Believe me it gets old.
I would give that old skank of yours a complete overhaul. Botox, ti#s, @ss, nose, chin, teeth, liposuction, full body wax and definitely a tummy tuck. Please post when she's ready for a trial run.
Seriously? Put it in your RIF fund dude...
Oo oo I know the answer to this one. Call a plastic surgeon and set up an appointment to have some balls implanted. It's obvious you don't have any since you are an EWA'er
I'd hide it. After your wife gets fed up with you being Lowell's bitch and divorces you because she discovered the mailman delivered a better package, you'll need it for your future alimoney and child support payments.
STAY THIRSTY MY SCABS
Hide the money, when the kids apply to college and he/she provides financials it will count against them. Invest in other ways.
Put some of the cash on a hook at the end of a fishing pole, then cast it into a Union Member's "fully paid off house", and slowly reel it in.
Repeat.
Get a good divorce attorney. child support is a lot these days, By the way how are the kids? are they getting along with there NEW daddy?
Save it for your Rif.
I believe in giving to the needy, so yes the cat food idea is a great one
Buy a bunch of cat food and donate it to the local food pantry for the strikers.