Thread regarding Halliburton Co. layoffs

Statue of Dave

Heard a rumor about plans for construction of an honorary statue of Dave. Anyone else hear this?

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Post ID: @OP+HT2Lfnx

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i was told by a realiable source in RES that they have already ordered hundreds so these statues to put in every rest room sh--ter stall as a toilet paper dispenser. new toilet paper also, each square will have an outline of Dave Lessar's face and under that will be 3.5, which just happens to be the next big thing at Halliburton. Journey to Zero has failed so now he is going to start Journey to 3.5 and this will be part of the kick of promotion.

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Post ID: @5xbh+HT2Lfnx

To the post below. Lol. Good one!

3' of Dave and a 2' of Jeff at the entrance of every camp.

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Post ID: @5ead+HT2Lfnx

Each field camp will be required to display a smaller 3 foot tall one, either in reception, or at the main gate, much like a garden gnome, or lawn jockey.

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Post ID: @4yjm+HT2Lfnx

Sorry Dave! You would not make a pimple on Mr. Erle.P. A$$

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Post ID: @2eyv+HT2Lfnx

"Believe it or not; the statue was part of the deal."

Dave must have skirt on when he called that deal

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Post ID: @2gbm+HT2Lfnx

Believe it or not; the statue was part of the deal.

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Post ID: @2udx+HT2Lfnx

"a larger than life cardboard cutout of Lesser in the Life center.."

I saw that too

It was beside the cardboard cutout of Mr Halliburton

Do you think they should ever put his cutout nearby Mr Halliburton?

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Post ID: @1qsk+HT2Lfnx

where can you get 3.5 billion pounds of crap from to make it out of ?

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Post ID: @1znz+HT2Lfnx

heh, heh , corn, heh, heh, heh, ha, ha, ha, corn, , heh, heh,

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Post ID: @1ota+HT2Lfnx

Haha, last time I was at North Belt there was a larger than life cardboard cutout of Lesser in the Life center like he was some sort of historical figure. Oh, yeh, I'll take my picture by the idiot who cost stockholders $3.5 BILLION. BTW, he has ZERO personality, cant even carry on a conversation with regular people.What a dip wad...

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Post ID: @1pbl+HT2Lfnx

Better not put it in the U.S.

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Post ID: @1yvs+HT2Lfnx

I made one an hour ago.. it had corn in it :)

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Post ID: @1bwv+HT2Lfnx

I will pay for someone put 3.5 billion dollars tatoo on his forehead

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