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Are you being asked to share your desk with somebody you can't stand the sight of?

This has happened to me and is driving me crazy and I dont know what to do

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Post ID: @OP+HMijHTO

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Just continually let out silent farts until he or she decides to move on their own.

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Post ID: @2joa+HMijHTO

Why don't you get him alone one evening working late and strap him over the desk, pull his pants down, get the Vaseline out and give him a run down and show him you are really his friend.

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Post ID: @2kzh+HMijHTO

Yes, as a matter of fact!

Signed,

Your Deskmate.

XOXO

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Post ID: @2ish+HMijHTO

Unless of course he's the bosses nephew, in which case you're screwed.

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Post ID: @1oxy+HMijHTO

You could tell your manager that you have a personality clash with the guy and that you would rather not share a desk with him. Explain why he gets on your nerves.

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Post ID: @mcv+HMijHTO

screw you buster this guy is a total asswipe and leaves my desk in a mess very time he uses it and also makes rude comments to our secretary. I want to report him but not sure how to do that

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Post ID: @omj+HMijHTO

Suck it up and be an adult. Learn to be professional. Leave your feelings at home. We all have to encounter people we don't like at work. We all do it.

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