I am far superior to any of you union whales. I make Moby Dick look like a sardine. I am the GREATEST WHALE OF ALL TIME !!! MUAH, HA, HA, HA!!!! Look at my awesome profile pic 🐳. My blowhole takes a backseat to no one!
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Haha best thread of this week by far!
Rif
These f---ing union whales.
I make over $100,000 a year but can't relocate to another state for a couple months because my whale-lings will miss me.
Verizon should pay for most of my healthcare even though my blowhole goes through three packs of smokes a day.
Verizon can't cap my pension because the value I bring into the company is much more than what i'll take out.
I'll just do the minimum so that the other whales don't feel bad. F---ing whales.
I guess you would know that whale guy. Is that another fact you just gave us? Loser 👍🏻