Thread regarding Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HPE) layoffs

HPE games, getting redundancy in the 2016 2nd quarterquell (a parody)

In a dystopian future, the totalitarian nation of HPE is divided into silos and the management board. Every 3 months representatives from each silo are selected by lottery to participate in the quarterquell. Part entertainment, part brutal retribution for past recruitment practices, the televised games are broadcast throughout HPE. The participants are forced to eliminate their competitors while the citizens of HPE are required to watch. The ‘winner’ of each quarterquell wins the right to remain part of the HPE nation for another 3 months.

President Meg Snow fears a rebellion lead by the mockingbusinesscase, a powerful force of delivery requirements that threatens her plan of transforming HPE and upsetting the balance of power between the management board and the silo’s.

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President Snow has added a new challenge at Herndon campus. We have had a large black BEAR on the loose in the parking garage and elsewhere in campus this week. If you can run the gauntlet out the parking garage and past the dumpsters to your cube and back each day without getting mauled by the bear you have earned a place on the board to compete the next day. I have beat the bear 4 times this week so far .. Awesome! This place is the hunger games more and more.

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haha superb story

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