Thread regarding Verizon Communications Inc. layoffs

UNION MYTHOLOGY

In the beginning Unions created the heavens and the earth.

And Unions said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. Unions saw that the light was good, and they separated the light from the darkness.

And Unions said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7 So Unions made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it.

And Unions said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. Unions called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters they called “seas.”

Then Unions said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so.

And Unions said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so.

And Unions said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.”

And Unions said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.”

Then Unions said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”

So Unions created mankind in their own image

Unions saw all that they had made, and it was very good.


From then on, since the creation of the heavens and the earth, the land and sea, the animals and man, all belongs to the Unions and all the people and management must worship the Unions because they say so.

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Post ID: @OP+H35XWsn

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Get a life. What a boring bullshit novel. Go jerk off or something.

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Post ID: @1bsw+H35XWsn

@oty speaking of intelligence, I think you meant to write "not TOO bright".

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Post ID: @mxf+H35XWsn

gso, you are not for the working man, therefore are not to bright

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Post ID: @oty+H35XWsn

Don't quit your day job OP.

All that typing and not a laugh! They say brevity is the soul of wit. You need to work on your material.

On second thought, you probably write those corny ads for Verizon. That would explain a lot.

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Post ID: @goq+H35XWsn

$130K on average for wages and benefits is more than fair. If you think you can do better, then why not go somewhere else.... ooooooo you know you can't do better. So STFU

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Post ID: @qso+H35XWsn

As above and so below..

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Post ID: @frb+H35XWsn

Verizon mythology-----work for less or we will rif or lay you off. Shareholders are more important than our employees receiving a fair wage

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