I just booked the massage chair for the next week. It will be my bastioned location for my final days. It has been way too tense around here, so I am going out chill.
Well chill, at least until next week. Then ...
You will know it's me because I will be screaming to the 800 hired police, "Hands up! Don't shoot!"
Boys are icky
Why is the massage chair sticky? Why is there hand lotion and a box of tissues next to it? What am I missing?
Does the chair or does Rachel charge extra for a happy ending? I'm in serious need of some manual release.
Y'all got a massage chair, a good day for us field hands is when we get a fresh roll of TP.
Wonder if anyone has warned Rachel (massage lady) she may be super busy next Thursday ...