Thread regarding Verizon Communications Inc. layoffs

Greed at its Best

So we are going to just throw out our whole business model and jump into the new trendy "millennial" marketing....bell bottoms and the pet rock were trendy too!

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I guess going forward the new work uniform will be Beards, Skinny Pants, Kale and Yoga!

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You know your company has been just taken over by millennial mania when...

  • Must end all meetings early Nov 5 so the new "management team" could start lining up for the midnight release of Black Ops 3

  • After the layoffs they start quoting the cult classic stoner movie, Friday: "cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got shit to do.”

  • They make everybody sit in on a rewrite of the company vision, mission, values so they can figure out how to squeeze in YOLO

  • Team building events are now groups in the War Room huddled around PS 4s playing Call of Duty against each other

(just kidding :)

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