AMBU - strategic ROM to retain only the biggest sexiest staff coming soon

Due to the drastic drop in oil and gas prices, Chevron will continue eliminating staff to conserve capital for dividend payments to shareholders. AMBU will have its second ROM in december looking to retain only the biggest sexiest staff. If your co-workers generally refer to you as "BigSexy", "SuperSex", and/or "BBM"(Big Beautiful Man), you will likely remain in AMBU for the foreseeable future. If you are short in stature and/or lacking extra mass, your future in AMBU will likely be short lived.

Thank you CBRES for recognizing my undeniable big sexy charisma. You made me my own parking spot in 700 with my logo painted on the asphalt. Love you bitches.

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They ain't shutting us down. We are drilling 50 wells next year. We are still learning. We only have had 5 years! We need some more time!

I like Ambu a lots....there is no way they shut us down. There has been no talk about it. We doing good here!

The AMBU employees who went there were led to their slaughter. Flash in the pan failure of a BU.

...I do not think these are the ambu employees responding. Anyone can post. Ambu employees are too busy looking for new jobs to be hilarious like this. 😒

AMBU rocks. Don't hate, appreciate....bitches! We are stealing our money up here. We have 700 employees to drill 50 wells. 25 drilling engineers!! Yes for 50 wells. 2 wells per engineer. We be doing it right. Chillaxin! Nigel Hearne reorged this bitch right. Mad money. We ain't goin no where but to the bank to check our checks!

You do.

What do you mean, I look good in a Kardashian.

Your Kardashian reflects poorly on you. AA

What kind of dysfunction goes on up in AMBU? This board has so much bs about AMBU, did we only hire relatives and Kardashian wannabes? really what kind of people did we hire, what was the hiring policy up there? Hopefully it is documented so we can get some lessons on what not to do. Maybe there is only a few oddballs but the amount of stuff on this website about AMBU reflects poorly on each and everyone of you.

They are all about diversity. That's why there was 5 black employees at the BEN. They had 4 black employees. One brought his wife to make it an even 5.

Does big sexy know the BU is about to be NOJV'd. Does Big sexy know that when the JV with Reliance ends the cost will be a half a billion in operating expense? Does big sexy know the drilling contract is going to a tender offer? Oh and he does not go by big sexy....He goes by Big Tasty BTW.

Chevron has listed in their hiring policies that they do not discriminate. This sounds suspect.

But who is known as little sexy?

lol at his comedy sucks. 😜

But in reality he is still there being all big and sexy, as stated earlier.

I would bet that guy was let go in the first ROM and god only knows what he does for a job now. His comedy sucks.

Nigel is still there being big and sexy.

What is a suzano?

Suzano?

Suzano

Lots of us big sexy people there. This wouldn't cut it enough.

Please please tell me big sexy is? AMBU is so f***ed up. Is Nigel Hearne still there?

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