JANA Problems
Uh Huh…
It’s Stevey M….
I got one more problem with JANA, boyz….
Aye….
(One less, one less problem)…
Hey employees, even though I hate JANA…..
I wanna love JANA (I want more RSUs)….
And even though I can’t manage ya….
I really want to (I want to layoff you)….
Tell me, tell me employees….
Why aren’t you leaving ?.....
‘Cause even though I shouldn’t want it….
I gotta have it (BCG wants me to fire you)….
Head in the clouds….
I’ve got no clue what I’m doin’…..
I should be fired ….
And I realize that I’ve got…
One more problem with JANA…..
I got a sucky stock price problem…..
I got my nice golden parachute that’s not a problem….
I got one more, one more stock problem…
I got an overpaid management problem….
I got MediaTek as a problem….
I got Samsung as a problem….
I got one more, one more profit problem….
I know JANA’s never gonna give up….
I gotta to buyback (it’s about those RSUs)….
I know you’re not happy with our bond sales….
But as employees, screw you…
Every time you bitch to me…
It doesn’t bother me….
I get a little bit of breathless…..
I shouldn’t want it (but it’s PIP for you)….
Head in the clouds….
I’ve got no clue what I’m doin’….
I’ll let HR run with it ….
And I realize that I’ve got…
One more problem with ya…
I got an 810 overheat problem…
Because no one uses it problem…
I got one more, one more product problem…
One more problem with ya…
I got a Samsung Exynos problem…
I hope the 820 is not a problem…
I got one more, one more customer problem…
It’s Stevey M. …
Uh, watcha got? …
Smart money, bettin’ Q’ll be better off without you …
In no time, they’ll be shorting, forget about a stock rebound for you …
You sayin that you know but, I really really doubt you …
Understand Q is in deep shit when MediaTek’s around you …
Stevey Me, my compensation too biggie to be here stressin’ …
I’m thinkin I love the thought of a buyback more than I love your presence …
And the best thing now is probably for you to exit …
I let you go, let you back, I finally outsourced your development…
Half-stepping, fvcked up offshore, half ass development…
I’m not listenin’ to you knowin’ I can understand what you’re sayin’…
There’s a million yous developer boy, some might be dumb…
But I got 99 offshore but you won’t be one! …
Like what. …
One more, one more problem…
One more, one more problem…
Head in the clouds…
We’re really fvcked up…
I no longer care…
Because as long I got my RSU stocks…
One more problem with ya…
I got one more problem with JANA…
The hate how much I’m paid problem…
I got one more, one more problem…
One more problem with ya…
I got a stock that’s tanking problem. …
Oh shit, now Intel’s a problem. …
One more, one more problem…
One more problem with ya. …
But my golden parachute’s not a problem. …
Ha Ha Ha. Sucks to you be you employee problem. …
One more, one more problem. …