Thread regarding Wells Fargo & Co. layoffs

Maintaining a positive attitude

Hello everybody many people today is stress out about RTO, layoffs, high maintenence customer, manager etc. Below are several things you can do to help feel #soblessed no matter what the day throws your way

  • for a healthy vegetable and fruit snack get you some fun onions and orange fanta from the vending machine
  • tickle your tummy with a supersize Dr Pepper from the soda fountain
  • unlock the next luxury level with a Lil Yachty Platinum Deluxe Variety Rap Snacks™️ Sampler Bundle with Zesty Ranch Upgrade
  • Tantalize your taste buds with some fiesta chicken strips and a large fry
  • Upgrade your Snickers bar to a winter wonderland edition by coating it in a white blanket of sugar from the coffee station
  • for a tropical fruit adventure get you some starburst and skittles and arrange them in fun patterns on a piece of printer paper before using it as a funnel to pour them in your mouth

These are just of a few of the temptations that await as you enjoy your day at the office. Please print this out and hang it in the elevators and break room. Thank you and God bless.

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@fmv+1w1NJedt

Yeah, because sitting in your car and at a chitty desk for 9-10 hours a day is how peak physical condition is maintained!

I was much healthier before RTO turned this place into an exhausting chitty place to work.

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Post ID: @2frj+1w1NJedt

I love these posts so much

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Post ID: @2nmw+1w1NJedt

Get back on your meds

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Post ID: @1rgy+1w1NJedt

Well, once you get so obese, you can file an accommodations to work from home.

Us non fat people will still RTO

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Post ID: @fmv+1w1NJedt

I used to work for a health care related company and they provided endless sodas for all employees. The obesity and irony was overwhelming.

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Post ID: @kfx+1w1NJedt

Can we get this uploaded on TeamWorks?

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Post ID: @tuy+1w1NJedt

Diabetes

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Post ID: @aqd+1w1NJedt

This is the road to obesity...

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Post ID: @bbr+1w1NJedt

This person needs to be promoted.

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Post ID: @fwg+1w1NJedt

I can’t

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