I received a giant Wells Fargo Global operations red tumbler. It's so big, that seriously someone could die drinking that much water. I read that two people in 2023 died from drinking too much water. Someone sitting with me when I opened it said "Congratulations, you're probably getting laid off Tuesday. " Well, tomorrow is the Tuesday after payday.
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Big D-mb Cup
Fill it with booze to make WF bearable.
Meanwhile, nobody died from receiving too much money
Please stop with these gaslighting threads. I am now triggered. I need a therapist.
You got a cheap tumbler made by slave labor in Indonesia using toxic cancer causing chemicals as a gift of appreciation for your hard work.
Meanwhile your dear leaders got this:
Charlie "Chainsaw" Scharf
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On this one, the story was in the news in November, 2023. But she died in 2021 from brain swelling from drinking too much water...
British mother-of-two dies from brain swelling after drinking too much water
A woman died from brain swelling after drinking too much water, leaving behind a devastated family who blame a health facility for missing the problem
One year ago on Fourth of July weekend...
A 35-year-old mother of two from Indiana, died from water intoxication on the Fourth of July weekend in 2023 after drinking too much water too quickly while on vacation.