I am starting my new job in one week... can't wait to get out of this mess....Any idea for a fun memorable resignation?
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OP do not let them know you are resigning. I would vote for double dipping. I was on payroll for 4 months while working at my new job! It took them 4 months to catch up....
This will set a great example for your kids
Once a manager told me not to step on too many toes because they might be attached to the a-s you have to kiss sometimes later' obviously this was at Nike but somewhere in there is some truth.
@hkm+1tOnnyXW people like you is the reason why the world is in deep trouble. Ethics. Do you have any?
Like the band idea…but the best revenge I’ve experienced has been by taking my big brain and my ideas to the competition to make them happen…and then hearing JD squealing about them in a corporate CEOsplaining pep talk…. Chef’s kiss
Quiet quit
Just start at your new job and stop showing up. That will send a message!
Quiet quit — then can be just like Accenture, Cognizant, and Infosys —- getting paid for doing nothing
@lbg+1tOnnyXW Yes! Good point... I would LOVE to motivate them to look outside the berm.... oh wait ... my coworkers were actually let go in April!🤦
This isn’t a game. Grow up.
It’s not Nike who will feel this. It’s your coworkers you’re affecting.
Or how about you put your big girl pants on and just quit like a normal person?
Seriously try to not burn bridges, I know Nike as a company is a dumpster fire but it's a small world you never know who you will run into in the future. Do it as professionally as you can and move on, taking the high road is the right way to check out.
Dont resign. Quiet Quit. I was working for 6 months before getting laid off at NIKE. I knew my time was coming but never quit since I didnt have work to begin with, just attending meetings. Don't update your linkedin just yet.
You can double dip and Let them keep paying you. . See how long you can last to get a paycheck. NIKE managers never check PTO so just tell them you need time off until they catch on.
Unless you already left a two week notice then none of this would work.
A buddy of mine went on vacation and then logged in to their Monday meeting over zoom in his Hawaii T shirt while drinking his margaritas at 11 am and told everyone he is not coming back... That was fun!
@ghl+1tOnnyXW I am the main character in my own show and after all the NS I have put up with, I would love for me to have some fun! Sorry you seem to have completely lost touch with your existence
@xlq+1tOnnyXW op here. Sorry you are so miserable that cannot even imagine having fun... I was not looking for them to care! I am looking for myself to have fun....
Wow...no one cares enough about you, just resign and move on with your life you are not the main charector.
Just walk away quietly. Honestly no one is going to care as much as you hope they will that you chose to leave. Move forward and move on and put more effort into new role than celebrating leaving.
I’m partial to mariachi bands
Or don't tell us you are leaving, and just never show up again.
Have a bet with a group of friends on when the paychecks will cease.
Life is too short to take it seriously, work hard and retire as soon as humanly possible.
@fwd+1tOnnyXW ph come on bro. Don't be jealous 😏
OP I saw this on tik tok someone hired a band and took them to play for him while he told his boss he quit and walk out of the door. You can issue visitor pass for a 2 or 3 persons band I assume!
Or if you have a team meeting, have them deliver a cake which says I quit F U to the meeting
Sorry for your loss card