Now that we are all RTOing together, I am glad you put your pants on to come to work. Can you also:
“Who dropped that absolute bo-b in the men’s room and didn’t flush? Dang that stinks. I left it unflushed for others to enjoy.”
That was me. That was from constipation runs due to the flu and stress I had this week. Maybe it was Covid, not sure. I plan to do it again this upcoming week. Having cabbage and steak ums this weekend to reprime myself.
Sorry about the blood. Dealing with bloody stools lately and I sometimes forget that I’m dripping everywhere and on to chairs, etc
I heard the T-Mobile ring tone on a call yesterday. Hilarious! We want more!
An IP ban over a joke about scratching a-s and wiping a mouse. Looks like I triggered someone.
What is it with people screaming and loud talking on speaker phone as it is just so rude.
I dribbled the grease from my curry chicken on a few chairs today. Enjoy!
Hey, if I'm forced in, don't expect me to make it easier on anyone there. Misery loves company and all that.
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OK Boomer
Who dropped that absolute bo-b in the men’s room and didn’t flush? Dang that stinks. I left it unflushed for others to enjoy.
Lack of etiquette and basic manners is a result of poor upbringing. Most have never really been raised by their parents and many just set behind a TV with a Xbox and a mountain dew. They lack the ability to grasp that there are others that have interactions around them that require basic group etiquette that they have never been taught. In a general sense they are no different than having unfed hogs at the feeding trough.
I reserve rooms, check them in, and then I go sit in a different room that I didn’t reserve. People are too scared to ask me to leave. I like to use the reserved room for back up in case I can stand my own diarrhea farts in the stolen room. Yes, sometimes it’s just too much for me to deal with.
Got to bring my own toilet paper!
But funny how toilet paper appeared when the Stink paid us a visit!
Don’t forget to ‘reserve’ a room!
If you ‘reserve’ a room, be sure to have your as* in the room you RESERVED or CANCEL it!
Who said I put my pants on?
You should throw those shrimps right into the air vents.
next time i have one in the chamber i'm gonna let loose and wipe with my hands...and find your desk
ATT = Government Mule!
I see your microwaved fish and raise you frozen shrimp, dropped down various desk gaps you didn't know existed. placed when I get in earlier than the rest of you. Good luck everyone.
I'm going to come in and microwave fish and then eat it at my desk while I take a conference call on speaker phone just for you.
Just what we need, a co-worker to boss everyone around! Ain't happening here!
Is mouse jiggling permitted?
I've heard rumors, as well as actually hearing about - a phantom t-mobile ring tone going off in some of the offices, ringing while people are on calls. Its hilarious. Whoever you people are, keep it up. lol. it gets people so worked up
And the most important don't wash your feet in the sinks
hey newbies, try to figure out which chairs I've sat in. If you get your nose up close, you can smell the sharts
So, I'm your average coworker & my answers are:
Why don’t we just do the logical thing and let people work from home :)
I agree
No pants allowed in Dallas. Just overalls.
Don’t forget to crank your music. Preferably yodeling or something like that.
What if my goal is to have no one sitting next to me? Your bullet points are part of my game plan for it. Add in fl-tulence and sardines.