Who is ready? No money increases, no help, no new tech or better streamlining but we got you for pizza
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Don't worry, leadership has come up with a revolutionary solution to this problem: buy a single pizza per office and cut it enough times so everyone gets a slice! If we make enough money, next time they might even cut it enough so everyone gets TWO slices!
FD always gave out cupcakes. Aka: let them eat cake!
At least you'll get a pizza party. I got laid off.
One slice only. Don’t be greedy.
What's with this company and pizza? Seriously. Every time they want to treat us, they always buy pizza and salad trays. WTF.
Seriously, she said Pizza Party but then realized there were too many people.
What a way to celebrate "stellar" earnings to a group of people over the age of 12.
IT, Implementation and Product Owners are rewarded with the promise of pizza?
Seriously, how much was your company paid T&E for dinner last night? I will bet you didn't go out for pizza!!
Keep your pizza!
Chewing time is to be recorded as R&R
- Pizza party for leadership only.
Didn't she say she wanted to do a pizza party but then, once she found out the number of people, decided not to? Seems pretty on-brand for this leadership team.