Thread regarding Nike Inc. layoffs

It is going to be an office space kind of weekend. For a few laughs.

Bob Slydell: You see, what we're actually trying to do here is, we're trying to get a feel for how people spend their day at work... so, if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Bob Slydell: Great.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

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A few weeks back all the badge entry turnstiles quit working...seemingly country wide. Glitch, or test run for Monday AM? /S

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Sounds like a lot of people I know. Go to the security building and they do the same. People with offices just hiding and doing nothing.

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Has anyone seen my stapler?

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Post ID: @qrt+1s7pcjs6

Good luck with your layoffs I hope the firings go really well.

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