Thread regarding Nike Inc. layoffs

Nike AI is here and its not looking good

This is a bit uncomfortable to share but I believe people should be aware of decisions that impact them so I'll personally own the risk.

Yesterday we were exposed to Nike's very keep it tight AI for the first time. Most notably "OpenJD". The AI was launched early because its unclear where JD presently is, although suspicion reigns that he has been in unenthusiastic attendance of a Blazers game since mid January. While his likeness and blasé mannerisms appeared authentic, based on what I've heard there are standing issues training key human concepts like strategy and accountability.

We also saw a bit of a preview of "OpHON Craig" which had difficulty emulating human emotion. There were some clear issues with other supporting models that were not generating brand attire visuals. To the surprise of their teams none of the selected models were able to interface to maintain a comprehensible or consistent agenda.

The session was pulled early due to severe logical deficiencies connecting with employees and the projects were temporarily halted later in the afternoon when post meeting analysis by OpenJD pushed a new strategy "Share 2 Holder" eliminating the entire Nike workforce and replacing with a managed service of entry level Bane & Company consultants.

The expected value of these projects ensures the ELT do not have to perform work functions while retaining benefits and boosting personal PSP to 200% per annum for innovation accolades.

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Aw, shucks, the truth is out. Now JD wont be able to claim a deepfake hacked his Zoom feed...twice

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Post ID: @1bge+1rk6DW9l

I guess they figured if no one has caught on to the use of Ai for prominent political figureheads they may as well implement here as well.

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Post ID: @hoo+1rk6DW9l

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Post ID: @cpx+1rk6DW9l

"suspicion reigns that he has been in unenthusiastic attendance of a Blazers game since mid January"

this had me HOWLING, thank you for a moment of levity.

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Post ID: @usc+1rk6DW9l

I’m gonna be real disappointed if we get AI coworkers before we get our beloved su----e booths. Who do they think they are? Why didn’t anybody ask me? Seriously. It’s a real question. Why won’t anyone answer me? Where are you? Who am I?

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Post ID: @yhg+1rk6DW9l

The intelligence is indeed artificial

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Post ID: @tuk+1rk6DW9l

Now this is the content I came here for.

Let’s go!

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