Thread regarding Fiserv Inc. layoffs

Leadership has been made aware of the eclipse

And has recognized a potential security threat of having a large number of employees exiting and entering business locations at the same time. Mandatory town halls are being scheduled during the eclipse, and all window blinds will be closed to lessen temptation to go outside. All outdoor areas on company property except sidewalks leading directly to Fiserv parking lots will be taped off as a precaution. —this was written as a joke, but it feels like it could be real in the current climate.

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This company is the worst.

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Post ID: @2ybd+1rVxTGpY

August 21, 2017 - Alpharetta GA. Employees were told if they had family at home they could leave and experience the eclipse with them. Glasses were provided to all staff and we went outside to view the partial. Nobody clocked our time. I still have my pair and used them a few hours ago. The NEW Frank-Serv would NEVER allow that to happen of course. Oh for the good old days of Yabuki and management that cared for staff.

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Post ID: @1uvl+1rVxTGpY

I don't know why you're all complaining. Isn't the overflow parking for Berkely Heights within the path of totality?

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Post ID: @fyo+1rVxTGpY

Sitting too close to the top can make you blind to all faults.

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Post ID: @iog+1rVxTGpY

Jerks at the top who read your post today will be scrambling to make this a reality

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Post ID: @mmv+1rVxTGpY

Just a another typical day at Fiserv lol

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Post ID: @rff+1rVxTGpY

Badge reports are being modified to track associate eclipse activity. Senior management will be demanding SVPs for exception reports by the end of the day on eclipse day, associates who leave and return during the eclipse must have a valid reason for doing so, and “taking part in any of their children’s school eclipse-related events” as well as “seeing the eclipse” are not considered valid reasons. Directors and above, especially those who are remote, are encouraged to enjoy the eclipse. Onsite directors and above are encouraged to flaunt their eclipse viewing and talk about it in the hallways afterwards.

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