Thread regarding Wells Fargo & Co. layoffs

No impact to WF

...in India.

you should do it, princess! be bold, be strong!

oh yeah, FA, FO.

you're welcome :)

There won't be any what ifs as long as that sweet severance is on the way. But for the youngins on heck yeah you should "quiet quit".

OP,
Friggin high school. Go sue your school district, you got shorted on your education.

Waste of words. What if? Well What if pigs could fly , how would that have an affect on WF. Got your answer?

It won't happen because it's no where near bad enough to convince everyone to walk out. If you hate it at WF, start looking for a new job in a different industry that isn't doing so many layoffs. All of banking is doing layoffs right now, so you should be looking at a different industry anyway.

There would be job opportunities for others.

Who is going to bell the cat?

if people did that to WF then it would cause panic across all corporate america. It would change the perspective that americans are dependavle workers altogether and it would prove all the more than offshore is needed and the AI push would strengthen.

WF could shut down tomorrow, and nobody would notice.

I’d love to stick it to CS, but there is far too much bloat so it wouldn’t make a difference. Not because WF employees don’t want to do work. And not because there isn’t work to do. But this executive team has such poor understanding and execution skills to get the right people doing the right things and giving them the right tools to get the job done.

What if this site was used to share useful layoff news?

@san

Then we'd eat a lot less bacon. Too difficult to acquire, and would sell at caviar prices. So we'd have to settle for turkey bacon, which looks like a band-aid, and probably tastes like one too.

Pork chops would be hard to come by, as would sausage.

Also, imagine if a flying pig went #2 over your car? Cars and buses would be slipping and sliding all over the freeway while the pigs just fly on by with that little smile on their face.

It would also depend on how graceful the pigs can land. Ducks are terrible at landing, which is why they prefer landing in the water. When they attempt to land on hard ground, they often tumble over themselves. Descending pigs might come in too hot all the time, crashing into people. You'd have to carry pig insurance alongside health, dental, etc.

Flying pigs could work, with some adjustments to our routines. Such as, always carry an open umbrella 😐

HTH

Exactly, sure, there would be temp chaos, but Shart doesn't want domestic employees outside Hudson Yards, so mass quiting would bring him great joy.

FCS
FHY

That’s what they want

WF would survive as if nothing happened!

Charlie would be satisfied with the efficiency ratio for one

You can always tell the trolls from the general id--ts by the use of the word firm.

What if pigs flew?