I'm going to use the "A Message From" email template when I give my two weeks and I'm going to write in the sugarcoated touchy feely way our "leaders" communicate with. Gonna be funny.
7 replies (most recent on top)
Oooh, burn! Grow up.
It isn’t original, I know a CSS rep on a regional team who resigned in 2009 using the exact same template making fun of the same overly sugary language and big corporatespeak words that don’t really say anything.
2009 was an awful time at Schwab. The guy who resigned came from a ton of family money and he left to go manage one of the many family businesses.
It’s funny that you think they’d notice.
Been there. Want to write a missive explaining how d-mb they are. Make fun of them as the door closes.
No one cares.
Now, turn it into a tight ten a la George Carlin and you’re making millions.
It is a funny thought, but if you want to keep the door open to potentially work at Schwab in the future, you may not want to do this.
I was tempted to do something similar but decided not to.
@oey+1ppo3DmC Not family, Schwamily
Be sure to thank everyone and allude to them being “family”.
OP here. I'm sure this idea isn't original but it will still be funny.