I hear Frank is toying with the idea of all inmates should be wearing an orange Fiserv uniform. Of course these will be self funded at full retail like everything else the company sells to its employees. The only thing free is the daily dose of BS.
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I believe the OP meant this is a joke but I would not doubt it's inception at some point in the future with the back of the jumpsuit saying "All hail Frank"
Orange business suits and ties for men, orange skirted business suits for women. If we're going back to the dark ages of work from office, everyone should dress the part too. Ridiculous, just like FB (and I don't mean Frank Burns from MASH.)
I get to stay in Ohio enjoying my daily walks because of the payment value I bring to the company
Just say you work core business hours for India in the name of collaboration.
Next up will be Core Business Hours. No coming in early/late because it fits your schedule.
Orange suits coming...employees must pay for them!
The Lincoln office, you know the home of all things mortgage, is close to the prison. Maybe the NE tax credit comes with free FI orange jumpsuits
Our clients want us flipping burgers in an office.
If this is implemented then I can't wait when we will flip burgers in the office for our clients.