Stankey walks in.... and all he said to the employees is
"what is for lunch today?" (real story)
He has lost so much money this dude.
Who made him the leader of a major technology company?
He only has a Master in Business.
He hired a Bachelor in Arts for CTO. "Jeremy"
WE HAVE NO RESEARCH, NO INNOVATIONS, and ...NO IDEAS.
That makes money.
All we do is lease all ...antennas, poles, equipment, buildings...
and ...we owe 168.69 Billion
LET THE TROLLS begin ...
Stankey walks in and you quiver in your boots, then you come here to post anonymously because you would be on your knees begging if he knew who you were.
Not to scenario you envision, not even close.
How come so many Stankey su-kup here?
Have not been able to figure that out.
Stankey walks in and you quiver in your boots, then you come here to post anonymously because you would be on your knees begging if he knew who you were.
A bullshi* sandwich....
So what was the answer to his question? What was for lunch?
AT&T is not a “technology” company. Pretty much all attempts at developing applications or technical solutions are abject failures. AT&T is a sales and marketing company. Technology, what little of it actually happens at T, is an afterthought.
So what was the answer to his question? What was for lunch?
We make the internet go. We are tech.
Wait ... someone actually posted that Stink is liked by 54% of the company... and they think that's impressive?
If a CEO has a very small majority of approval they are really bad at their job.
" Who made him the leader of a major technology company?"
This is not a major technology company.
“ 54% of AT&T employees approve of Stankey as CEO”
100% of readers know this is satire
"54% of AT&T employees approve of Stankey as CEO"
There is 54% m0r°ns with T (you included)? It sounds legit.
Haters are gonna hate. Whiners are gonna whine.
54% of AT&T employees approve of Stankey as CEO
How come so many Stankey su-kup here?
You must take everything literally.
That makes life hard.
When someone is called a gumshoe, they mean they’re a detective.
It doesn’t mean there is gum under their shoe.
“ Stankey is not an Id--t. Id--t is a medical term to describe a mental impairment. These definitions have fallen out of favor in the medical community several decades ago, but still remain in the common lexicon.
Allow us to read from Merriam Webster the definitions:”
Can they do this?
Ideas went out the door with Bell Labs
Stank is an id--t. He learned nothing in his UCLA Executive MBA program and is totally unqualified to be a CEO
Stankey is not an Id--t. Id--t is a medical term to describe a mental impairment. These definitions have fallen out of favor in the medical community several decades ago, but still remain in the common lexicon.
Allow us to read from Merriam Webster the definitions:
Id--ts. —Those so defective that the mental development never exceeds that or a normal child of about two years.
Imbeciles. —Those whose development is higher than that of an id--t, but whose intelligence does not exceed that of a normal child of about seven years.
Mo--ns. —Those whose mental development is above that of an imbecile, but does not exceed that of a normal child of about twelve years.
Stankey is none of these. He is a high functioning narcissist though. That is enough to be the CEO, apparently. That is scary.
Go someplace else with your mental block ranting.
I’m siding with the “get over it” crowd. We are a telco. If every supervisor, level 1 and up all the way to Stankey suddenly got Covid and we’re out for 2 weeks, or 2 months, every rep, csr, prem tech and biz seller would do their job and keep customers happy. We’d probably do better because supervisors wouldn’t invent more busy work for us. Stankey needs us way more than we need him.
What do you mean no innovation? Where have you been? We innovated the internet.
Stank is an id--t. He learned nothing in his UCLA Executive MBA program and is totally unqualified to be a CEO
Hey dum-my, AT&T is not a tech company, sorry. It's a telecom company. There is no innovation here, no new technology.
Get on with your life.
He owns you!