Yes that's right, you heard it here first. It's time to initiate quarterly pizza parties for all v-teamers. No regional or national pizza chains, mom and pop pizza joints only, and can be found in every local community. Managers can provide plates, napkins, cups, ice, and soda pop. Please join me in making this suggestion to Hans crystal clear. Consider this a way to foster team collaboration for all employees of Verizon.
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I eat pizza paste .
No no you can’t do that. There is an often incorrectly interpreted study about a coupon for pizza in a study that kept output higher than money. This someone morphed into pizza parties perhaps so the higher ups could feel all smug while watching the poors eat pizza instead of giving them money.
Originaly the logic was giving people pizza delivered to their home made them a hero to the family because well pizza! As usual companies just make it worse while pretending to do good.
Just pay everyone more sc--w pizza parties to make us feel important
This is exactly what V-teamers need. We work our tails off, please throw us a bone, please!
Sounds like someone in Han’s family opening a puzza parlour - maybe he will text you a coupon code
PizzaPaste
I agree, I LOVE PIZZA!
what pizza!!
A Swedish Meatball Pizza for me please
My team can all pickup a local pizza and head on into the office to attend a farewell party for bluejeans since we are in at least ten different locations. Not sure where my manager or director will go since they have never even been to an office and are in states none of us live but what the heck pizza for all.
Small price to pay for an excellent ROI!