Here at BH and the lot is maxed out. Ppl are parking at the hotel and walking over. How are we supposed to sustain this 4 days a week? More short sighted mandates. Who does the math for this place? First there weren’t enough desks in SH and now there’s not enough parking in BH. Behold the genius of Frank. If he can’t subtract the number of employees from the number of desks or parking spots and realize he’s in the red, what hope is there for any of his other decisions?
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The SUVs are white, not black
my favorite part is they announced this bullsh-t after the cutoff for commuter benefits submittal... so people might be paying out of pocket for public transportation, parking, etc.
Isn't his house close to the BH office? Sounds like people need to go park there and his black SUV can shuttle you to the office
No longer with company, but last year was there for the great Memorial Day census--all NJ associates told they needed to be 100% in the building (Short Hills mind you) or be prepared for the consequences. When it was pointed out that there were not enough desks/parking, no one dared raise that tiny issue with senior management--or at least not to FB. Of course, it was a cluster of the first order. Very glad to no longer be attached to a company so detached from common sense. I do miss the hard-working people left behind, but don't know how you all can continue to be subject to decrees issued from decades ago. Someone better change the roll of fax machine paper, stat! I am very thankful to have left before my health and sanity were as compromised as my career under a truly dangerous CEO.
Whiners all...FB has no trouble getting into the office and doesn't complain about overflow parking from his dark-windowed SUV caravan! Sign up for a car service! Honestly, ya'll think like the serfs you are! #fiserf #fiserfproud #dudehaveyouseenmycar
Frank is also anti-car. Fits his Stone Age style of management. Soon BH peeps will be required to walk to work. But don't worry, it will only be a "majority" so you won't have to walk everyday. For now. Lol.
Introducing @$$-ID, instead of passwords we now scan your cheeks from your office chair to log you in and track your productivity! Forward to operational excellence!
Bathroom breaks are accrued based on service tenure
Don't worry! The helipad is open!
Get ready for mandatory ride sharing... they will have people to pair you off with others that live in your general area. Also, scheduled bathroom breaks are next... go online and reserve your time today... /sarcasm