He recently learned that 90% of all car wrecks happen within 5 miles of home. So, to protect us all, he's mandating relocation for a great many valued employees of the company. He's just treating us all like family. Care deeply, act boldly. What a leader. What a man. What an example. What a joke.
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He loves us. We’re like his flock and he’s the mother hen.
Yay, Stankey watching out for the workers.