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Didn't need an Ivy League study for this...

https://as.cornell.edu/news/workers-who-love-synergizing-paradigms-might-be-bad-their-jobs

Employees who are impressed by vague corporate-speak like “synergistic leadership,” or “growth-hacking paradigms” may struggle with practical decision-making, a new Cornell study reveals.

Published in the journal Personality and Individual Differences, research by cognitive psychologist Shane Littrell introduces the Corporate Bullsh-t Receptivity Scale (CBSR), a tool designed to measure susceptibility to impressive-but-empty organizational rhetoric.

“Corporate bullsh-t is a specific style of communication that uses confusing, abstract buzzwords in a functionally misleading way,” said Littrell, a postdoctoral researcher in the College of Arts and Sciences. “Unlike technical jargon, which can sometimes make office communication a little easier, corporate bullsh-t confuses rather than clarifies. It may sound impressive, but it is semantically empty.”

Although people anywhere can BS each other – that is, share dubious information that’s misleadingly impressive or engaging – the workplace not only rewards but structurally protects it, Littrell said. In a work setting where corporate jargon is already the norm, it’s easy for ambitious employees to use corporate BS to appear more competent or accomplished, accelerating their climb up the corporate ladder of workplace influence.


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I once knew a guy who would string nonsense buzzwords together. He’d do this to explain highly complex technical concepts that he did not understand, and deliver it with polish and conviction. It was bizzaro world. He got promoted once….but now seems stuck. I hope he his career has slowed down enough so that he can learn enough to at least put those buzzwords in a grammatically correct sentence so that I can start to understand him.

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@OP Nobody goes to an Ivy League school to get a job after.

They go there to get into the campus social clubs and network with peers. The working/middle class parents obsessed with sending their kids there have no idea what these places are or how they work.

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I like to “create clarity” by never saying those effing words like a brainwashed corporate zombie.

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Our roadmap is aspirational, our deliverables are conceptual, and our leadership is transformational.

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