Thread regarding Solventum layoffs

Welcome another Covidien/Medtronic/Zimmer Biomet bro to the club

Bryan: "Thanks Paul H for all you've done. We searched far and wide for the top talent in the world, and to my surprise I only had to look as far as people I directly know and used to work with to identify the absolute best, Ken T."

PH overlapped Bryan's companies 15yrs, KT 18yrs.

Our values: Put [my] people first. Solve what matters [and what matters is my pal's yacht size]. Best and preferred place to work [for my friends]. Win [$M for my buds] with excellence. Advance [my c-suite bros salaries] together [because our pay doesn't look as ridiculous to the board if we all balloon together].


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@2ef thats his brother in law

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Post ID: @2fc+1m5fejhf1

The best man in BH’s wedding was DJ. BH pulls along all his friends as evident by the lack of leadership and ERP funny business

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@OP they could be lovers for all I care - just get us some products. And don't assign apathetic marketing people to supply chain communications, let them do actual marketing. Give us a straight transparent line from supply chain to customer facing reps.

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Post ID: @dt+1m5fejhf1

@a2 oops, I messed up the initials of these 2 empty suits.

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Post ID: @a3+1m5fejhf1

KH, thanks for your 2 years of work at Solventdumb. Here’s your $10,000,000 golden parachute.

I wish I could be the beneficiary of cronyism.

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