Thread regarding PepsiCo Inc. (Pepsi) layoffs

I came here for layoff rumors

I came here for layoff rumors and somehow left with an MBA.

In 10 minutes I learned how to fix the culture, reorganize PEPNA, merge with KDP, fix AFH, outsmart McKinsey, and develop a new corporate strategy.

I’ve also picked up some golf lessons and apparently learned how to clean sh-t up in bathroom stalls.

At this point, this isn’t a layoff site. It’s LinkedIn, Harvard Business School, Golf Digest and the janitorial training manual all rolled into one.

Just waiting for somebody to post the 2027 operating plan and we should be good


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Our drivers group chat used to be 90% memes and people asking who took the good pallet jack. Now somebody posts an Elliott update and suddenly we’ve got 14 guys explaining private equity to each other…

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The funny part is we actually do have a drivers group chat about Elliott and all the good they’re going to bring. 5 years ago we talked about overtime and football. Now apparently we’re private equity analysts.

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At our smiles week golf tourney I had a WH forklift driver explain to me how we are going to adopt the McKinsey model and asked what work life at a franchise would be like.

No kidding. I love this site.

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Great points. Anyway, does anyone know if McKinsey recommends a 7 iron or a pressure washer for the bathroom stall situation?

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