"Hello, FIS Board? This is Wall Street calling again. Have you guys been getting our messages? We're wondering if you guys are ok way up there in the tower. Seems the 52 week lows didn't get your attention, and our string of ever-descending 10-year lows don't seem to be working either. Is everything ok? If you are being held hostage or something, try texting us or maybe calling and signaling SOS with touch tones. We just don't know what to think. The boys and I have been trying to figure out what to do next to get your attention, since the 10-years lows aren't working, and we all know Steffi doesn't think the stock price reflects market sentiment. We certainly hope you understand our market better than that. At any rate, if you get this, give us a call and let us know you're ok. While you're at it, can you clean up the mess you made? Thanks!"
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Well said and 100% true. They are all asleep and laughing all the way to the bank. While sc--wing the rest of us.
Don't quit your day-job, dude.