Thread regarding Fidelity National Information Services Inc. layoffs

FIS needs more employees to leave so it can pay for new roles like Senior Director, Public Relations, Salary Range $224,720 to $382,030

(this is publically available information)


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@j2 The stock price needs all the propping up it can get

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Post ID: @18h+1m2k8n42b

New 52 week low? "The stock is responsibly socially distancing"

Our internal approval processes are inspired by famous celebrity author Kafka!!

We are really doubling down on customer service. We are excited that we will soon overtake the firm right above us in customer experience rankings - the DMV

We want our organizational structure to be responsive to the dynamic needs of our customers. So we are exicted to announce the Massive Episodic (re)Shuffle and (re)Structure initative!! The FIS M.E.S.S. initiative will accelerate a client experience they have come to expect

Security is taken very seriously at FIS. With FIS security, you don't have to worry about unwanted access to your environments. In fact, our policies and procedures guarantee that no one at your institution or FIS can get access at all

Finally, we have launched Project What Now?!? Since there are so many piled on, this project is to find all of the internal projects we struggle to keep track of

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Post ID: @j2+1m2k8n42b

This role will have a lot to work with
All of those client fires? That's FIS' new BBQ product line!

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Post ID: @dj+1m2k8n42b

Can't execute so ramp up the deflections time

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Post ID: @d7+1m2k8n42b

They keep pulling bricks out of the foundation to load on top of the house

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Post ID: @d0+1m2k8n42b

@b8 isn't Karoline Leavitt newly available? This is right up her alley. Not nearly enough money, though.

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Post ID: @bc+1m2k8n42b

Whatever happened to talk is cheap

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Post ID: @b8+1m2k8n42b

Let's come up with sample interview questions:

  1. Do you have a soul?
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