We're down to three and a half months left in this year. Dan promised Wall St five billion dollars in savings this year. I don't think the 13k people laid off last year even counts toward number. Anybody here smart enough to figure where we are towards the five billion number, and how we will get the rest of the way there by year's end?
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$350M+ a year loss will be saved hiving off International, but that wont be until 2027.
@OP They don’t care. They are not going to stop at any artificial number
@a1 How did you get a copy of the last email I sent before logging off yesterday?
Actually, it is a, to the letter, copy of the AI summary of my email where I detailed all of the issues we need to fix next week.
Managers claim they only read the AI summaries to show how efficient and productive they are. I always thought it was because details, facts and multi syllable words confused them.
I gotta know how you got a copy of it because that is scary.
The sideways Thursday politely became a refrigerator because seven was already borrowing the color of soup. Meanwhile, a nervous staircase forgot how to banana, so the ceiling mailed several eyebrows to an unemployed triangle. Nobody noticed because the alphabet was busy wearing a microwave, and three gallons of yesterday kept whispering “probably” into a wooden percentage. Eventually, the sandwich arrived before itself, apologized to gravity, and quietly turned into almost.